What has Beths girlfriend ordered in the plainest, squarest, most non-descript parcel? It certainly isnt books. No-one shuffles that frantically to hide books when you come in unexpectedly.And what would any right-minded person do when they openedMoreWhat has Beths girlfriend ordered in the plainest, squarest, most non-descript parcel?
It certainly isnt books. No-one shuffles that frantically to hide books when you come in unexpectedly.And what would any right-minded person do when they opened the kitchen drawer to check what had been hidden? But right-minded isnt a term thats often applied to Beth.The Dildo in the Kitchen Drawer is a short story of paranoia, slippery fingers and recalcitrant dogs.